You announce that the entire department has given two weeks notice and no one responds. . On the other hand, you have different fingers. If you liked these then you should check out the. It's Monday, You've Just Been Jilted - Food for Thought The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire. I'm on a whiskey diet. My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. Also, let us know if you have any funnier ones by adding in the comment section below. What happens is that attendance on the remaining working days becoming higher as the week progresses. A Different Cure for the Monday Blues - A Serene and Peaceful Dawn Monday, Monday by The Mamas and The Papas Monday, Monday, so good to me Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be Oh Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody's gonna go to school today She's going to make them stay at home And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was as good as gold And he can see no reason 'Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown Tell me why - I don't like Mondays Tell me why - I don't like Mondays Tell me why - I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down Special Mondays Throughout the Year If you work in a company where one person gets Monday off, another Tuesday and so on throught the week, never volounteer for Monday because there are so many natural holidays on a Monday that you are better off choosing say a Tuesday or a Thursday. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.
If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion. If you are eating, send me a bite. People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others. You know that white thing on his head? After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. Monday Blues - Sicknote Frequency Analysis of workplace sickness reveals that Mondays in January are the most popular days for workers pulling a 'sickie'.
We came to the mutual agreement that she would marry her ex boyfriend. Isn't in running condition, but walks well. I thought: 'This could be interesting'. All comedy is subjective, so that headline is bollocks. You send out an invitation to a lunch provided by a vendor, and no one shows.
If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos. I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. An American holiday on the first Monday in September. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger. Finally he could stand it no longer.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months. Funny Monday Morning Jokes Will and Guy's Best Jokes to Overcome the Monday Morning Blues Each day of the week has a definite personality, for example the saying, Monday's child is fair of face. Send us your jokes using this form:. While Thanksgiving is an official holiday, the week following is not. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. You either love them or you keep them at the back of the cupboard next to the piccalilli.
Fair enough, use an ashtray. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. Because those men already have boyfriends. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. Wife: Can I borrow your mobile phone for a second please.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I have a lot of growing up to do. Remember half the people you know are below average. Do you know how motivating it is swimming to the theme song from Jaws? It means I can only play the homeless, and possibly Jesus. Because those men already have boyfriends.
In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir. A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought 'That's a turtle disaster'. I could tell my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. The Indian squabs carried their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from. My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He was pulled in by a strong currant.