Napoleon: 'Cause I don't feel good! Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to Heaven above. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Uncle Rico: Let me tell you about something. He moves with such long-legged nerdy swaggering authority that when school bullies bash him into his locker you wonder how they manage it. Share this Napoleon Dynamite skills quote with your friends 4 Grandma: How was school? This is a winner, not a forgettable summer movie.
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. You need somebody watchin' your back at all times. Kip: So how long are we talking about working? You picked a good one! So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. That's the way that people get ahead in life. To me it's like a lullaby.
I don't even have any good skills. Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! You got like three feet of air that time. And here we have some boondoggle key chains. And we have a great schedule lined up, and I'd like to see more of that. I don't want anyone to see. Don: What did you just say?. I have a chat room meeting at four.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon. See, with me it will be summer all year long. Funny Napoleon Dynamite Quotes A small indie comedy made in Idaho was shown in its full beauty on a big screen in the year of 2004.
Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Napoleon: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. Randy: Hey, lemme borrow your bike! Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off.
Why do you love me? Napoleon: I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? Uncle Rico: You're gonna clean my van. Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good. You got shocks, pegs… lucky! Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Sir Court Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! Napoleon: I know what you mean.
A must-have for this season's fashion. Farmer: Do they have what? Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Are you sending the right signals? And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend. Don: Then who you gonna vote for? Napoleon: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now. Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.
Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then? I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. But I still love technology. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. I gotta be back here by then. Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think? Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have? I don't look old enough.