Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. He landed a job as a bus driver, but his denouement came when he took a detour and drove the bus to his home. Q: What does a midget model do? What do you call a cow with two legs? Some might sound stupid and lame but within, you find the humour that you need. That is exactly the kind of jokes that we have for you. However, he was a good worker, really clever, so the owner was in a quandary about how to deal with it.
One of the local women, one Brenda Davy, a feisty young lady, was angry about this and demanded to speak to the manager to find out why. Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A priest heard him and came out. Usually she slept through the class. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? One Liners is the answer. I like to make humor on the fly. Then I say oh you know hunting elephants.
I wanna hit you with a car. A: The grass tickles their balls! A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? What did they say if you came in late there? They were both stuck up bitches. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
After the plane landed, he said: 'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Nothing, he gave a little wine. Why was Tiger looking in the toilet? Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Q: What bank do midgets use? Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. I rushed over to her house. A: They just use the curb! She carried her little joke books around and loved to make people laugh.
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Because, it ran outta juice. Other vegetables seriously need to get their shit together! Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. A: If your not in bed by 12 come home. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. A blind man walks into a bar. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. Last night she told us that joke about Beethoven. Why are his legs like that? The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. Here are Examples of Our Really Funny Short Stories Our mission is to amuse you with our funny really short stories. Now i drink in front of a mirror.
After talking it over with them I finally figured out the problem. If you are travelling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love the more. There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted. I told him, you gotta wait. People move out of the way a lot faster now. A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? As a first grade teacher, I often hear from my students things going on in their family. Q: What dog keeps the best time? Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Oh, and some of them were a leeeeettle bit naughty. It probably doesn't, but this page may contain affiliate links, which means I receive a commission if you make a purchase using such links. Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? What do you have when you have two little green balls in the palm of your hand?? State has the smallest soft drinks? Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. A mushroom walks into a bar. Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? How do you catch a unique rabbit? A man laughing his head off.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. He had accidentally swallowed a 5p piece and was sure he was going to die. When the bus company discovered his antics, his supervisor dismissed him on the spot. A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer! Tessa fights hard to keep her cool and asks Marlon why he hadn't told her before. Then the teacher asked April a third question. Throw you off a tree so high. Every day he was 2, 3, 5 minutes late.